the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!