- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

the power to disinfect wigs.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The ability to part hair.

The power to waste money

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

Pointless Super Powers