- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to be blind

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

Pointless Super Powers