THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to lick your own elbow

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!