- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to control mealworms

The power to fart rainbows

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power of love

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers