- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like any show

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Having taste buds in your anus.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to see the present

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

the power to cook sandwiches when married

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to make up pointless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers