- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being only half invisible.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to see the past.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power of turning butter into concrete.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to go to hell.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

Pointless Super Powers