The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to die

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to create another human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!