The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to be french.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to be blind

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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power to age faster

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!