the ability to talk to humans

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!