The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to see the present

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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boo

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the power to be powerless

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to part hair.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to waste money

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!