- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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to make your bowel work backwards

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to see the past.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power of turning butter into concrete.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to go to hell.

The power to turn cake into pie