The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Justin Bieber

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!