- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to kill yourself

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to fly if you are eating.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to not think of a productive power.

the power to shit out of your nose

Pointless Super Powers