- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to never finish your sentences because

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to read this.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

Pointless Super Powers