The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!