- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to suck your own dick

The power think five times slower.

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

Pointless Super Powers