The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the ability to type slower.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!