- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to talk to humans

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to know when men have erections

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to run Crysis.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the power to read this sentence

Acid tears.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

Pointless Super Powers