- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power to find children extremely attractive

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to turn any object into food

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

Pointless Super Powers