- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to speak braille.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power of christ ;)

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to hatch from an egg

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

Pointless Super Powers