- Pointless Super Powers

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

-15

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

+160

the power to have a pointless superpower

+158

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

+146

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

+144

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

+138

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

+136

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power think five times slower.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to see into the present.

the power to write on cellophane

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to be powerless

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.