The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!