Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to be french.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!