The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to herd cats

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!