The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to herd cats

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power to see the present

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!