the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to read this.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn any object into food

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!