The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to read this.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!