The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to read this sentence

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!