(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!