The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!