The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to run Crysis.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power to read this sentence

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to die when you get old

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to eat with your butt

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Acid tears.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!