- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to die at any moment you want.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The Power to fart glitter

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

being allergic to dairy and soy

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

Pointless Super Powers