The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!