- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to glow... in the dark...

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to lick your elbow.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to die when you get old

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

Pointless Super Powers