The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!