the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to fail a test everytime

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!