Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!