The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Being alive (until you die).

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!