The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to see through windows

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!