The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!