- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The ability to make water luke warm.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power that turns farts into music.

the power to eat people :D

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

ability to levitate using my fart...

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

Pointless Super Powers