The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to shit out of your nose

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to be french.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!