- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to make food shrimp.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

Pointless Super Powers