The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!