- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to run Crysis.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to open doors that are already open

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers