The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!