- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to be powerless.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to freeze ice

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers