- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

the power of fart helium

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to be powerless.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to become black!

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Pointless Super Powers