The power to live.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to shape shift into water

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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to do nothing

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to freeze ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!