The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!