- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to freeze ice

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to take edible shits.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

Pointless Super Powers