The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to become black!

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!