the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!